Geography jokes
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
China.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!