Geography jokes
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
China.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.