Geography jokes
China.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Memes
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣