Geography jokes
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
North Korea?
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?