Geography jokes
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”