Geography jokes
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.