When your plane heads for New York...
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
