Geography jokes
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
The earth is flat.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch.
Kenya believe it?
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.