Geography jokes

Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?

Because it had a Great Booty!

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?

4

Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?

Because you need to planet.

Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?

A: On The Border.

What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

Beth-la-ham

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!

What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?

A water gun.

If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

In Washington D.C.

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.

Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣

Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.