Geography jokes
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!