Geography jokes
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Kenya believe it?
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!