Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Geography Jokes
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
