Geography jokes
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Memes
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.