Geography jokes
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Where do pencils go on holiday? Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
The earth is flat.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.