Geography jokes
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.