Geography jokes
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here's how to piss off all of North America. All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.