Geography jokes
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Memes
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.