Geography jokes
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
How are mountains able to see? They peak!
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.