Geography jokes
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Spppppp.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
The earth is flat.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.