Geography jokes
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.