Geography jokes
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)