Geography jokes
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
How are mountains able to see? They peak!
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.