Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
