What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
