What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Geography Jokes
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
