Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
