what is the fastest country?iran
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
America.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
