I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
America.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
