Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Geography Jokes
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
