NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
