Geography jokes
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
China.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.