Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Geography Jokes
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
