What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
