Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
