The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Geography Jokes
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Iβm posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz Iβm bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isnβt allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.
The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
Itβs known as the Hunger Games.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that youβre going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But donβt follow through and send the trucks empty.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
