What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
