Game jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know what home is.

You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

Why don’t butts ever win at cards?

Too many farts!

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.

How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.

DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!

“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”

“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”

A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...

What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?

Arsenal can win trophies and win games.

How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?

Poker face.

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they have already lost their towers.

I like to drown in a pool.

I mean billiards...

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.