Game jokes
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Memes
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
"Me fa so?"
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.