Game jokes
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
Memes
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!