Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Game Jokes
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
"Me fa so?"
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.