Game jokes
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/