If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
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Hey, genius! You see, Stephen Hawking was, like, super famous for his brain, right? But he couldn't move so good because he was stuck in a wheelchair. So the joke is that if he was in a video game like FIFA, his 'dribble' stat (which is how good you are at moving) would be, like, the highest possible score, even though he couldn't dribble at all in real life. Get it? Or are your brain as broken as that guy's legs?