Game jokes
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Fuck Roblox!
Memes
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Ya momma is sus.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.