Game jokes
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.