Game jokes
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.