Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
GTA 6
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
