Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.