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Fault

    • "-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

    -Mully- This is my mom left!!

    Monopoly

    • Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

    Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

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    • Game memes

    Rat

    • There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."

    Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.

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    • Robux

    • There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

    One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

    One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

    The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

    Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

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    • Glory Hole

    • Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

    Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

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    • Orphanage

    • I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

    Because I hate dealing with parents.

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