Game jokes
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Tom aint Tom
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."