Game jokes
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!