Game jokes

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

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Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Bomb goes Uno.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

Why can't an orphan go on away games?

Their parent will never show up!

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.