Game jokes

What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"

Why can't an orphan go on away games?

Their parent will never show up!

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

Why can't orphans play poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they ate the bat!

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?

Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?

Because they have already lost two towers!

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Which nut is the best at playing tag?

Catch-yous, aka cashews.