How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
Q:What the orphan's favorite part of a website.
A:The Homepage.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
What do depressed people use for emotions online
They use EMOjis
whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me
why can't orphans play online games. Because they don't have parents to sign them up
Ok there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now, whoever that is wanna chat? (im just bored)
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Guys let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What is an orphans favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
tripadvisor.com
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nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
