How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
