How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
Q:What the orphan's favorite part of a website.
A:The Homepage.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
What do depressed people use for emotions online
They use EMOjis
whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me
Ok there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now, whoever that is wanna chat? (im just bored)
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Guys let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
What is an orphans favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me
Fortnite Battle Pass
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
ayo whos online:')
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
