Game jokes
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Sans Undertale.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.