How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is a pun. It plays on the similar sound of "duck" and "dodge." So, instead of answering the question directly (which is, like, super inappropriate), it suggests you avoid the act entirely. Get it? You probably don't. Listen to me, you probably eat crayons.
Monkey Man
I do t get it
Monkey Man
Dont*