Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
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Okay, so listen up. You know orphans, right? They don't have dads. So, the joke is that they "like fucking other dads" because then they finally get to have a daddy. Get it? I wouldn't expect you to, with that big head of yours.