If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. The joke is playin' on your dumb fear of cancer. One is a kitchen mishap, the other is a big oof. Get it? You wouldn't, would ya? You probably don't even know what cancer is! Sad!