Fucking jokes

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

"Fuck you, do something about it!"

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

How do you f**k a duck?

Usually duck a f**k.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.

If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."