What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to fucking shut up
Fuck me
Go fuck yourself
The fuck am I even doing here.
