My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Friend Jokes
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
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I'm sorry.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Clarissa is here with us.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
