Friend jokes

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I'm sorry.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Who was Goldilocks' best friend?

Goldie.

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

Clarissa is here with us.

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

Getting them to come out of their shell.

I have fun with my friends.

I love friends.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: A broken pencil.

Friend: A broken pencil who?

Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.

Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?

Because he was grounded.

So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"

Friend: Knock, knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Short.

Me: Short who?

Friend: Short you!

Me: 🙁

Friend: 🤣

How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?

Act like a nut.