Depresso jokes

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

A depresso espresso.

JK.

It's cyanide.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

What do you call depressed coffee?

Despresso ;)

More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.

He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.

Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.

Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~

I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.