Depresso jokes

Depression

  • Me: I have depression.

    Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

    Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

    Coffee

  • Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.

    He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.

    Community talk

  • Anyone heard from Depresso Espresso/Sadie? She hasn鈥檛 been on in a while and she鈥檚 depressed now.

  • Ok, what is going on with Depresso??? I am so confused. Bring me up to date.