My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
Friend Jokes
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
