my friend Jackson Huge-T get raped by Huge-D's
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister ask me if I want some I said no then my sister ask my friend, and he always said no. Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor we have no ketchup, mustard or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor my sister ok. My sister left the kitchen to get something. I ask my friend what are you going to do then he took the hotdog bread open it and run is penis all around, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread then my sister came back My sister came back put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready she ate them I ask how was the hotdogs. My sister said I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called fi. One day Fi hit Rebecca and Rebecca lost service. Rebecca said to Fi "Why-Fi"
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
lol I switched out my friends leukemia medication for mercury (Like and comment if you get it)
i was having a party in my basement and my friend asked me what that bag cover in blood was for and i said oh thats the bag i catch the children with to torture them in this basement
Why can't orphans have friends
They will stay together
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" Thats what my friend said when he gave an epi-pen idk why tho
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain? "Damn bro, you got an ankle spring"
I did not want to join sailing but my friend roped me into it.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
My friend that use to be married was making jokes about me being short then I told him you're marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
My friend harry
a boy walks into some woods with a phone and his friend comes by and asks what are you doing? the pauses then says trying some bird calls!
Friend:Knock knock Me:who's there Friend: Your life Me: Ahhh, I wish *jumps off building*
Guys add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.
