Friend Jokes - Page 54 - Worst Jokes Ever

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

Me: What do you call an orphan?

Friend: Homeless.

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, the Knight sits alone on a bench. The text says: "If you ever feel alone remember,". In the second panel, a small, dark creature flies above the bench. The text reads: "There is always a friend out there for you". The third panel shows the Knight on the bench surrounded by small, spidery creatures and a larger, red creature. The text says: "You may find them in the most unexpected of places." The final panel shows the Knight on the bench, and a large, winged creature and several small, flying creatures have joined him. The text says: "But they will always be there for you."

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

How do you be friends with a musician?

B minor.

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

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