Friend jokes
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Memes
ITS SO TRUE ONG
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.