Friend Jokes

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

The image shows a close-up of a character's eyes looking wide, with text above reading "Lady at the mall: *Talking to her friend from work she ran into while shopping.* Me, watching her annoying kid get his foot stuck in the escalator."

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.