Friend jokes
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
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My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.