My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny Me: C'mon it's not that deep
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Like if you know someone is emo
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy šš
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
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best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
You travel to the past into the era where julius caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die? Ģ
You reply with: ĢSurrounded by friends Ģ
My friend has a dry sense of humour
Probably bc her body was decomposed ages ago
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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him
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what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
My best friend looked at my arms and said āstop sh itās badā then turns right around and says āyou look like a tigerā
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
