Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
This is a raunchy take on the classic "Jack and Jill" nursery rhyme. It starts off innocent enough, but then takes a super unexpected turn when it's revealed that Jill is actually a transgender person named Randy. It's basically a set-up for a shock and a bunch of related double entendres.
Anonymous
kill trannies they don't deserve rights
vile beasts
Anonymous
soooo true
your mom
AMAZING
Your homie chris
Kill all femboys
Anonymous
Fuck all of you transphobic assholes. Firstly, Transgender people are people too, not beasts. Second, if anyone here is inhumane, it would be all of you. Thirdly, femboys are amazing. And lastly, I hope all of you putrid bottom feeders have your internet cut out every time you try to watch your porn. And Chris, we all all know that you secretly are a femboy at heart. You don't have to lie to kick it, dude. I sincerely hope you all pull a jack and break your skulls falling down a hill, then wake up with amnesia and find out you're trans. Anonymous defender of trans rights -out.
what’s dudeese
someone’s mad