Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Susie.......
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal
So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad đ˘ but can you be my friend pls
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said â40â
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says âThose videos never get oldâ and I replied âJust like a Make-A-Wish kidâ and after I said that he shot me in the head and said âAnd now neither do you.â And now Iâm in heaven and God says to me âWelcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said âAre there summer womenâ and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe heâs a hero. After he killed Hitler
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasnât buried one
I told my friend to look at the clock then I said. " is this a bad time
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol"
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that you rude girl"
You: "Your mom gay lol"
What's the difference between me and my best friends
At least one of us has a house
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!!
a guy cut me in the lunch line, after that a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
My friend had a drink called quick start so I said "that's a quick start to the morning".
my blind friend got ran over ............ by a parked car
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
