Julius Caesar jokes
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
