How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
