I would have a joke for my friend...but he can't afford the punchline
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
Me and my friend are walking we see a kid my friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents he said yeah I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
that one depressed friend
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor
when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-
i'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: why Me: Because they can't find home
i dont have a joke i just have a friend named jack
i have a little john
wut did the pickle say to his friend rick we are pickle ricks
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama
Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
