Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
Jack and Jill's Accident
Explanation
This joke uses a classic rhyme as the setup, then twists it into a story about an unplanned pregnancy due to a mishap. The humor is a bit crude.
Comments (23)
Anonymous
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PennyPie
15th comment!
uymom
Thank you all! i got my 20 bucks!
Hailey ❁
Boom :D
joe biden
nice joke
SaddienotBaddie
what are you gonna spend it on
KatsukiBakugouSimp
lol
uymom
i am going to spend it on a birthday gift for my brother
uymom
he is turning 3 today
Anonymous
You're a good bro.
little kid
have yall checked out the pedophile jokes yet they are awsome (just like last night with my dad)
Hailey ❁
Mk but this is a copy job-
worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d6e70bea56d3a72729fb151/jack-and-jill-went-up-the-hill-to-do-it-in-the-water
Jerrid
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Anon
Begging for likes ruined it.
Anonymous
hahaha not that funny at all
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nice
Me
What The Hell
Rapidshot8er
It kinda catchy
blackpinkinyourarea
you have to say it with a new jersey accent for some reason
jo
true
jo
best thing yet keep up the jokes
thelittletimmy
nice
Anonymous
Boner