my friend misspelled mexico and got here
he sucked his sisters poop hole
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
my friend bought a tom holland blaket and i said well, now ur sleeping with him
what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
me: are you an alien friend: no me: ya because your too ugly to bee one
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friends head I say dam, that's a dam big head Nick, then he is like, dude, that's a literal dam.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brothers Halloween costume is so ugly. Person 2: what was it? Person 1: He went as himself.
roses are red i have a confession man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
My wifes always nagging me, you dont let me have any friends, i abuse her and im always coming back late, so i thought i would treat her, i popped up in the attick and introduced her to two women.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
