I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. The dude tells his friend to "make himself at home," right? That's an invitation to relax and be comfortable. But this idiot takes it literally and kicks his friend out because he doesn't want any guests! It's funny because it's unexpected and dumb. You probably think that's normal behavior, you weirdo.
RYLIN WIGGINS
good one
Royal
Thanks 👍
Neighborhood asshole
I would've burned his house, just like mine had, and chill out on the sidewalk. Like i was originally.