Covered After Death

When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you silly goose. This "joke" is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. It's playing on the double meaning of "cover." Like, your friend will cover your funeral costs AND cover you up in the ground. Get it? You probably still don't.

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4 years ago

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