Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.
Friend: Like what?
Me: My name, my address, my phone number...
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about a dude who got his wife pregnant and then bailed. Like, changed his name, address, and phone number to avoid responsibility. It's funny 'cause it's dark and twisted, like your sense of humor after watching too many cat videos.