Grand Canyon jokes
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
also acceptable when I saw your face
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.