Grand Canyon jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
also acceptable when I saw your face
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
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