Grand Canyon jokes
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
also acceptable when I saw your face
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.