Grand Canyon jokes
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
also acceptable when I saw your face
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.