Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."
HI ppl I really need a firend can someone plzz be my friend? Say in comments if ya will
to Mr. nice guy you are nice sweet and carring! i am so greatfull to be your friend!
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the ran i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
I paled catch with my friends but they keep going to sleep when i throw it.
me:knock knock friend:whos there me:impation feminest friend:impati-- me:why dont we have equal pay YETTTTTTT
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
“Jfc ****, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to god you’re so fucking bougie.” (Pause) “Oh I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan...” “Jeff who?” “Bezos.”
Gwen I want my boy friend back!
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize your in a crematorium.
Welcome to the Friendzone! It’s lonely here
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
my friend whats up me: whats up in space is planet and stars
The time I saw u and you ask me to be your friend me: yeah..no your to ugly even your parents never loved u kid: 😭
What is it that a🤔 😳 👀 😕 a physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man
Imagen when you are about to cry at the funeral then your friends phones rings Then he says "I'll call you back I'm still at the die"
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
im really bored can someone talk with me? nun of my friends are responding to me :(