Friend

Friend Jokes

In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:

“Jfc ****, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to god you’re so fucking bougie.” (Pause) “Oh I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan...” “Jeff who?” “Bezos.”

Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

The time I saw u and you ask me to be your friend me: yeah..no your to ugly even your parents never loved u kid: 😭

What is it that a🤔 😳 👀 😕 a physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man

Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!