Force jokes

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?

Because vodka in Russia is weak.

What do you call a special needs army?

The special forces.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.

The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"

He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."

They eat them, jump off, and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

Weird.

Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.