What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
I’d make a rape joke but but ion wanna force that on you too
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the force.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunts annus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists. unless you force them the point.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said help me please, he had to do some forceful thinking
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals
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Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
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