Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
why dont shurches have wifi?
They cant compete with an invisible force that actuallyworks
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her ANYWAY
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult
Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don't churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
hey im not forcing you to learn the force
What do you call an autistic kidwith a gun?
Special Forces.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .
What do you call a atistic kid with a glock.
Special forces Btw I’m 13
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
