Force Jokes

What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!

why dont shurches have wifi?

They cant compete with an invisible force that actuallyworks

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!

love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

My Grandpa Killed 30 Air-Force Pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

what do you cal an autistic kid with a gun? special forces

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHILD ABUSE AND ABANDONMENT?

THE ABUSED ONES ARE FORCED TO LISTEN WHILE BEING ABUSED WHILE ABANDONED KIDS CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE

What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

Yo forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in strike force heroes

why don't churches have wi-fi? because they can't compete with an invisable force that actually works.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her ANYWAY

What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator

What do you call a special needs army? The special forces

a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely

Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don't churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.