A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
