Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals
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Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
What do you call a retard with a ak special forces
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists. unless you force them the point.
what do you cal an autistic kid with a gun? special forces
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
What do you call a special needs army? The special forces
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
