Force jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
How is spinach like anal sex? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Cornell has announced that they will be banning frat parties in the wake of the "Cornell 7" case. With this new policy, students will be forced to conduct all ketamine-fueled orgies in their dorms, which may limit these activities to just 6 men each.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.