Force jokes
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.