Force jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

"May divorce be with you."

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.

What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

A door.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

What's the biggest problem with gravity?

It keeps putting people down.

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?

Her miscarriage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.