Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
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Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! It's a pun, see? Cows have hooves instead of feet, and it sounds like "they lack toes" because "lactose" sounds like "lack toes." Get it now, numbskull? You probably think milk comes from the grocery store, huh?