Foot Jokes

Why did my foot cross the road?

Because your ass was on the other side.

I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.

Why did I trip over your foot ...? .... Because you were so short I couldn’t see you !

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Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration

I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole

How do you save your wife from drowning?

Take your foot off of her neck.

i used to hate foot fungus, but now its growing on me

what did the barbwire say to big foot my name is jeff

Toes for hoes

If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?

Man: how tall is a penguin?

Bartender: about three foot why?

Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one

Poor car

Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed

Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee

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Bro you ever think while driving the moped why they call it footrest when foot never let it rest foot working harder than engine you push push but still go same speed like turtle with bad mood diring rabbit race...