Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
