Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed
Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off of her neck.
why was the indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches. Because then it would be a foot. lol i may have peed myself
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
What is the plural of goose geese what is the plural of foot feet what is The plural of moose well it ant meese
when your mom tells you to stop playing on computer. you say, "Foot you!"
What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
What’s up with the foot feet what is the plural of goose gese what’ve is the plural of moose well it ant mees. Well it’s my first joke pls forgive me if it’s bad
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?!
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza
Manager: THATS IT! IM KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE
Me: You can't kick me out
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put on foot on it
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet. No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
