Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Toes for hoes
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
