Food jokes

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Why does Jesus hate Skittles?

Because they fall through his hands.

Hey guys, it's cake time!

Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!

What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.

They only got plain.

What do you call a Chinese boxer?

U lamb chow.

Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Milk man.

Milkman who?

Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

What do you call a skeleton's egg?

An egg-i-BONE!

What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.