Food jokes
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
I have breakfast with my boys.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
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Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.