Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Krusty nut
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
