Food jokes
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Spinach
I like pie.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.