Food jokes
I like moldy food.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!