Food jokes
I like moldy food.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
Memes
I hate it when that happens
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Beans and toast.
Spinach
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.