Food jokes
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.