Food jokes
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
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What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?
The wheelchair.
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.