Food jokes

There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.

His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"

The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"

A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!

Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.

What do you say to toast with bad shoes?

"Butter those."

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

What did the Indian person say to the lady?

"Curry up, will you?"

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

A: Do you eat food?

B: Yes...

A: You can sit on deez nuts then!

B: Omg I have depression now.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?

The wheelchair.

Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

Kaas.

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Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.