Food jokes

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

What do women and peanut butter have in common?

They're both easy to spread.

Why did the skeleton eat tacos?

Because he was hungry.

Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.

Does chocolate milk come from black cows?

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.

And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"

What are the four seasons?

Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.

I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!

Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?

What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?

Snap, crackle, and RAP!

What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.