Food jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Do nut get in my way.