Food jokes
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"
The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."
Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."