Food jokes
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
My Butterfingers slipped.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.