Food jokes
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
Memes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?