Food jokes
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Memes
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.