Food jokes
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Memes
it's a fnac ref
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!