Food jokes
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.