Food jokes
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
How was your day, Freshfry?
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Memes
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!