Food jokes
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Memes
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
How was your day, Freshfry?
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"