Food jokes
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Memes
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Itās true. I canāt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) Whatās Stephenās favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking š
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!