Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
