Food jokes
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.