Food jokes
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Spinach
Beans and toast.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.