I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Food Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
How was your day, Freshfry?
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
