The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is easy peasy. A duck waddles up to a lemonade stand, right? But instead of wanting lemonade, he asks for grapes! It's funny 'cause ducks don't usually buy grapes at lemonade stands. You probably think ducks eat bread or something. Wrong! They are omnivores just like you, so that means they eat meat AND vegetation (like grapes!).
cowjokesonly
wrong suction, bud